Late Show with David Letterman Season 7 Episode 54 Stupid Pet Tricks, William Baldwin 1999

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A dog that fetches beer appears on ""Stupid Human Tricks""; Dave rants that all the other talk shows are copying the aforementioned segment; another Open Mic Night in the Mohave Desert turns up nothing; Rudy Giuliani presents the Top Ten.

Released: 1999-11-26
Runtime : 63 minutes
Genre : Talk, Comedy
Stars : David Letterman, Paul Shaffer, Alan Kalter
Director : David Letterman

1. Kevin James, Sheryl Crow 1999-09-07

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2. Ricki Lake, Kid Rock 1999-09-08

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3. Craig Kilborn, Louise Smith, The Umbilical Brothers 1999-09-09

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4. Queen Latifah, John Popper 1999-09-10

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5. John McEnroe, Sharon Lawrence, Nanci Griffith 1999-09-13

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6. Kid Scientists, Edie Falco, Dixie Chicks 1999-09-14

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7. John Leguizamo, Meat Loaf 1999-09-15

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8. Jenna Elfman, Chris Kattan, Christine Aguilera 1999-09-16

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9. Heather Locklear, Keyshawn Johnson 1999-09-17

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10. Michael J. Fox, Heather French 1999-09-20

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11. Robin Williams, Norm MacDonald 1999-09-21

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12. Stupid Pet Tricks, Ashley Judd, Randy Travis 1999-09-22

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13. Mark Wahlberg, Adam Sandler, Roger Ebert 1999-09-23

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14. Kelly Preston, Stirling Moss, Sugar Ray 1999-09-24

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15. Kevin Pollak, Tom Waits 1999-09-27

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16. Nathan Lane, Emmylou Harris & Linda Rondstadt 1999-09-28

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17. Mia Farrow, Russell Crowe, Paula Cole Band 1999-09-29

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18. Kevin Spacey, Eurythmics 1999-09-30

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19. Kelsey Grammer, Rebecca Gayheart 1999-10-01

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20. Harrison Ford, David Bowie 1999-10-04

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21. Dan Quayle, Melissa Ethridge 1999-10-05

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22. Lili Tomlin, Leah Remini, Beth Hart 1999-10-06

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23. Jesse Ventura, Amy Brennamen, ZZ Top 1999-10-07

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24. Jack Hanna, Peter Fonda, Sting 1999-10-08

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25. Bruce Willis, Will Ferrell 1999-10-11

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26. Chazz Palminteri, Billy Blanks, Wilson Pickett 1999-10-12

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27. Farrah Fawcett 1999-10-13

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28. John Malkovich, Harland Williams 1999-10-14

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29. Austin Payne, Patricia Arquette, Moby 1999-10-15

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30. Charles Grodin, Jimmie Walker, Buena Vista Social Club 1999-10-25

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31. John Cusack, Bob Sarlatte, LeAnn Rimes 1999-10-26

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32. Martha Stewart, Martin Scorcese, Ricky Martin 1999-10-27

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33. Joe Torre, Denzel Washington 1999-10-28

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34. Meryl Streep, Natalie Merchant 1999-10-29

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35. Luke Perry, Jimmy Kimmel, Garbage 1999-11-01

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36. Lauren Holly, Jimmy Fallon, Rage Against the Machine 1999-11-02

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37. Bill Cosby, Milla Jovovich 1999-11-03

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38. Susan Sarandon, Juan Montoya, East Harlem Violinists 1999-11-04

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39. Regis Philbin, Mitch Hedberg 1999-11-05

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40. Woody Harrelson, Bobby Rahal 1999-11-08

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41. Don Rickles, Jane Clayson 1999-11-09

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42. Jack Hanna, Bob Hoskins, Melanie C 1999-11-10

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43. Natalie Portman, Travis Pastrana, Ted Alexandro 1999-11-11

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44. Stupid Human Tricks, Johnny Depp 1999-11-12

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45. Claudia Schiffer, Chris Cornell 1999-11-15

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46. Will Smith, Creed 1999-11-16

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47. Anthony Edwards, Yasmine Bleeth 1999-11-17

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48. Evander Holyfield, Ted Danson, Counting Crows 1999-11-18

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49. Gabriel Byrne, Mark Borchardt 1999-11-19

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50. Bryant Gumbel, John Carpenter, Tony Bennett 1999-11-22

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51. Kathie Lee Gifford, Charlotte Church 1999-11-23

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52. Julianna Margulies, Eric Ripert, Third Eye Blind 1999-11-24

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53. George Carlin, Jewel 1999-11-25

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54. Stupid Pet Tricks, William Baldwin 1999-11-26

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55. Barbara Walter, Dan Patrick, Mary J. Blige 1999-11-29

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56. Jenny McCarthy, Martha Stewart, Foo Fighters 1999-11-30

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57. Tim Robbins, Laetitia Casta, B.B. King & Dr. John 1999-12-01

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58. Patrick Stewart, Al Franken, Bob Marley 1999-12-02

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59. Geena Davis, Bill Murray, Fiona Apple 1999-12-03

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60. Courtney Love, Tori Murden, R.E.M. 1999-12-13

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61. Gwyneth Paltrow, Blondie 1999-12-14

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62. Danny DeVito, Harry Smith 1999-12-15

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63. Jim Carrey, Alanis Morrisette 1999-12-16

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64. Joe Breen, Jude Law 1999-12-17

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65. Tom Brokaw, Alex Kingston, Run DMC 1999-12-20

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66. Emily Watson, LL Cool J 1999-12-21

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67. Marv Albert, Heather Matarazzo, Bruce Henderson 1999-12-22

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68. Hallie Eisenberg, Jon Witherspoon, Darlene Love 1999-12-23

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69. Matt Damon, Q-Tip 1999-12-27

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70. Isabella Rossellini, Bev Tanner 1999-12-28

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71. Jay Thomas, Nick Nordberg 1999-12-29

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72. Dick Clark, Ralph Charles 1999-12-30

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73. Stupid Human Tricks, Kevin James, Brooklyn Philharmonic 1999-12-31

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74. Jeff Daniels, Jake Johannsen 2000-01-03

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75. Lauren Bacall, Kurt Warner 2000-01-04

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76. Bill Pullman, Dan Naturman 2000-01-05

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77. George Stephanopoulos, Sue Murphy 2000-01-06

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78. Edie Falco, Ray Lucas, Andy Kindler 2000-01-07

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79. Kate Winslet, Ice Cube 2000-01-10

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80. Woody Harrelson, Shawn Presser, Filter 2000-01-11

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81. Hillary Clinton, Art Donovan 2000-01-12

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82. Tom Arnold, Art Donovan, Lynryd Skynryd 2000-01-13

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83. Regis Philbin, Mark Borchardt 2000-01-14

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84. Charles Grodin, Julia Roberts, Regis Philbin 2000-02-07

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85. Regis Philbin, Jerry Seinfeld, Danny DeVito 2000-02-08

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86. Paul Schaffer, Bruce Willis, Martin Short 2000-02-09

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87. Regis Philbin, Bill Cosby, Sarah Jessica Parker 2000-02-10

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88. Paul Schaffer, Steve Martin, Billy Crystal 2000-02-11

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89. Paul Schaffer, Drew Barrymore, Ray Romano 2000-02-14

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90. David Brenner, Kathie Lee Gifford, Alec Baldwin 2000-02-15

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91. Tom Snyder, Norm MacDonald, Don Rickles 2000-02-16

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92. Tom Snyder, Mike Myers, Roseanne, Bonnie Hunt 2000-02-17

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93. Tom Arnold, Robin Williams, Jack Hannah 2000-02-18

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94. Regis Philbin, Robin Williams, Foo Fighters 2000-02-21

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95. Bill Cosby, Heidi Klum, Vince Carter, Dr. Paula Mahone, Dane Cook 2000-02-22

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96. Julia Roberts, Israel Perlman 2000-02-23

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97. Kathie Lee Gifford, Tom Arnold, Joy Behar, Linda Edar 2000-02-24

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98. John Goodman, Norm MacDonald 2000-02-25

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99. Drew Carey, Dolly Parton 2000-02-28

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100. David Brenner, Carson Daley, Aida Turturro, Gary Gulman, Ben Harper & The Innocent Criminals 2000-02-29

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101. Kid Turkey Callers, Candice Bergan, Fiona Apple, George W. Bush 2000-03-01

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102. Nathan Lane, Mel Brooks, Mario Cantone, Kristin Chenoweth 2000-03-02

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103. Anjelica Huston, Jayson Williams, Steely Dan 2000-03-03

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104. Kathie Lee Gifford, Eddie Izzard 2000-03-06

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105. Janeane Garofalo, Bob Odenkirk & David Cross, Zack Galifanakis, Old '97s 2000-03-07

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106. Tim Robbins, Melissa Etheridge 2000-03-08

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107. Dana Carvey, Jon Lovitz, Cindy Margolis, Al Frankin, Rocco DiSpirito 2000-03-09

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108. Tom Brokaw, Catherine Keener, Bonnie Raitt 2000-03-10

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109. Gabriel Byrne, Martha Stewart, Moby 2000-03-20

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110. Matthew Broderick, Patti Smith 2000-03-21

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111. Barbara Walters, Linda Cardellini, Kimmie Rhodes 2000-03-22

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112. Rosie Perez, Robert Klein 2000-03-27

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113. Minnie Driver, Trisha Yearwood 2000-03-28

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114. Kid Scientists, Jimmy Smits, Bruce Cockburn 2000-03-29

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115. John Cusack, Paul Fiora, Eddie Brill 2000-03-30

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116. David Arquette, Al Green 2000-03-31

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117. Brooke Shields, Oliver Platt, Joni Mitchell 2000-04-03

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118. David Duchovny, Joe Pistone, Lou Reed 2000-04-04

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119. Bonnie Hunt, Shelby Lynne 2000-04-05

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120. Samuel L. Jackson, Jack Hannah 2000-04-06

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121. Jon Stewart, Faith Hill 2000-04-07

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122. Bill Cosby, Sarah Vowell 2000-04-10

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123. Jenna Elfman, Jeff Altman, Children of Uganda 2000-04-11

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124. Paul Newman, Pearl Jam 2000-04-12

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125. Matthew McConaughey, Kelly Monteith, Willie Nelson 2000-04-13

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126. Ben Stiller, Brian Regan 2000-04-14

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127. Jeff Foxworthy, Vertical Horizon 2000-04-24

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128. Kristin Johnson, Live 2000-04-25

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129. Dennis Quaid, Nicole Sullivan, Smashing Pumpkins 2000-04-26

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130. Salma Hayek, Ray Romano 2000-04-27

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131. Natalie Portman, Lennox Lewis 2000-04-28

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132. David Spade, Marion Jones 2000-05-01

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133. Kim Basinger, Oasis 2000-05-02

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134. Dana Carvey, Alison Krauss & Union Station 2000-05-03

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135. Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Mitch Hedberg 2000-05-04

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136. Stupid Human Tricks, Joaquin Phoenix, Mighty Mighty Bosstones 2000-05-05

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137. Betty White, Hanson 2000-05-08

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138. John Travolta, Cast of Kiss me Kate 2000-05-09

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139. Kelsey Grammer, Caroline Rhea 2000-05-10

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140. Kathie Lee Gifford, Debra Messing 2000-05-11

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141. Richard Simmons, Sarah Vowell 2000-05-12

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142. Gillian Anderson, Foo Fighters 2000-05-15

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143. David Hyde Pierce, Phish 2000-05-16

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144. Hugh Grant, Carly Simon 2000-05-17

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145. Jackie Chan, Jim Gaffigan 2000-05-18

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146. Ringo Starr, Jane Krakowski 2000-05-19

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147. Michael J. Fox, Richard Harris 2000-05-22

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148. Earvin 'Magic' Johnson, matchbox 20 2000-05-23

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149. Nathan Lane, Gloria Estefan 2000-05-24

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150. Sarah Jessica Parker, Penn & Teller 2000-05-25

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151. Dan Patrick, Owen Wilson, B.B. King 2000-05-26

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152. Alicia Silverstone, David Brenner 2000-06-05

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153. Lisa Kudrow, Tom Dreesen, Steve Earle and the Dukes 2000-06-06

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154. Robert Duvall, Don Henley 2000-06-07

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155. Roger Ebert, Nia Long 2000-06-08

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156. Martin Lawrence, Sinead O'Connor 2000-06-09

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157. Jimmy Connors, David Coulthard 2000-06-12

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158. Marv Albert, Heath Ledger, Bon Jovi 2000-06-13

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159. Calista Flockhart, Isaac Hayes 2000-06-14

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160. Naomi Campbell, Juan Montoya 2000-06-15

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161. Stupid Pet Tricks, Jimmy Kimmel, Billy Bragg & Wilco 2000-06-16

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162. John McEnroe, Busta Rhymes 2000-06-19

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163. Mark Wahlberg, The Deftones 2000-06-20

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164. Dana Carvey, No Doubt 2000-06-21

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165. Samuel L. Jackson, P.J. Ollson 2000-06-22

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166. Piedmont Bird Callers, Keenan Ivory Wayans 2000-06-23

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167. Tom Brokaw, Eric Idle 2000-06-26

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168. James Belushi, Third Eye Blind 2000-06-27

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169. Martha Stewart, Travis 2000-06-28

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170. George Clooney, Warren Zevon 2000-06-29

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171. Jay Thomas, David Sedaris 2000-06-30

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172. Tom Arnold, Brian Wilson 2000-07-03

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173. National Hollerin' Champions, Skye McCole Bartusiak 2000-07-04

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174. Ellen Degeneres, Sheryl Crow & Steve Earle 2000-07-05

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175. Daljit Dhaliwal, Shawn Wayans 2000-07-06

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176. Jason Alexander, Tracy Chapman 2000-07-07

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177. Bruce Willis, Elliot Smith 2000-07-17

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178. Marilu Henner, Dixie Chicks 2000-07-18

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179. Will Ferrell, Ben Folds Five 2000-07-19

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180. Jeff Daniels, Bob Sarlatte 2000-07-20

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181. Jon Stewart, Lucy Pearl 2000-07-21

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182. Harrison Ford 2000-07-24

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183. Don Rickles, Ween 2000-07-25

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184. Kathie Lee Gifford, Bev Tanner 2000-07-26

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185. Connie Chung, Harry Hill 2000-07-27

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186. Roseanne, David Gray 2000-07-28

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187. Edie Falco, Macy Gray 2000-07-31

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188. Nathan Lane, John Pizzarelli Trio 2000-08-01

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189. Joy Philbin, Joe Lockhart 2000-08-02

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190. Al Roker, Craig Ferguson 2000-08-03

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191. Darrell Hammond, Todd Rundgren 2000-08-04

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192. Tom Selleck, Jordan 2000-08-07

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193. Al Franken, Guster 2000-08-08

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194. Sam Donaldson, Kid Rock 2000-08-09

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195. Jennifer Lopez, Reggie Jones 2000-08-10

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196. Vince Vaughn, Eels 2000-08-11

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